Well trained dog struggles retrieving his Frisbee without breaking the rules
SO CUTE OMG
Fun from 4chan.
This is now canon.
All hail our Fletchling overlords.
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
this was my final test in art today
i’m glad students aren’t the only ones who give up at the end of the year
Fun Fact: Sonic 2006 wasn’t actually the worst Sonic game
oh my fucking god I just got to his voice and let out this inhuman shreik
oh m y l o r d
Watch as people try to get this and send it to the Game Grumps.
OH MY GOD I PLAYED THIS ALL THE TIME WHEN I WAS A KID I LOVED IT