I had a dream that the last two pages of homestuck were sweet bro and hella jeff on horseback and it just said “This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with a pbfbfpbfpbpfpfbfpffffffft”
"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”
I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made
physics. Fun to watch, not to calculate.
Wow.. I didn’t know that
File under : things I wasn’t taught in school
this post isnt even true the statue in the first picture was sculpted in 2007 to commemorate the 159th anniversary of the emancipation proclamation what a stupid and irritating post this is
Also the Statue of Liberty was given to America in the late 1800s, ie LONG before color photography, so I’m not sure how you would have gotten that color photo of the “original.” Additionally, the statue is supposed to represent Libertas, the Roman goddess of freedom, and the face was modeled after the sculptors mother.
ten is a real bro
I will be 906 years old and this will still be my favorite thing
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
FUCKING HERE YOU GO GUYS
AH! What is this?! Sprint! What do?! lmao
PLEASE FUCKING WATCH THIS
Twitter user posts painfully accurate graph depicting a timeline of Mona Lisa as a game